"My Five year old is So Funny"

I have to admit that my five year old daughter is so funny. We we're watching something on the Disney station and she told me "you ruined my life."I asked her what she mean by that and she said" You want let me sleep with you." I'm thinking to myself, I've runined her five years in this world. This was so funny to me I had to go to another room to laugh. She recently was tested to go to a Magnet school and on Thursday we passed by the school. I said "Morgan that's the school you might go to, we're just waiting on your test scores to come back." I'm still driving and Morgan tells me " I don't want to go to that school, It's Lame and I hate it."  She's talking like a teenager, so I have to stop that before it goes any further. We've had a long talk about things to say and not to say. I'm just waiting to see how long its going to be before she says something else about what she hates.